So I'm going to go ahead and say I was a stupid Freshman at one point in my college career. I went out with my friends to a frat house, drank too much, and snuck home without being caught by the UPD. I was smart about it for the most part, but I know there was someone who had to find me annoying.
Fast forward to now, I am a senior, and over stupid freshmen antics. Now that I am old enough to go to the bars I cannot stand stupid keg parties with too many minors. I understand college kids under 21 are all about going where they can have fun, but they are super annoying and think they are "too cool for school". Problem is, they are not smart about their drinking, and they tend to just be a hot mess, loud, and super annoying. They run around screaming, they think they can be rude to those around them, and they are just plain ignorant.
I'm gonna let you in on a secret, I mentioned this in my video about college, when you carry a backpack around at 11PM on a Saturday night you are NOT fooling anyone. We all know there is alcohol in your bag, and we know you're underage. Cops prey on the stupidity of you when you are obvious about hiding your alcohol, or run when you see their car coming down the street.
(Just some fashion DONTS I caught tonight. Left is some frat guy with too short of shorts, and the right is a girl who rolled up her high wasted shorts so everyone knew what size she was wearing and how to wash them just in case she threw up on them.... lol)
Tonight I was offering to drive around my friends who wanted to drink, so I was the Designated Driver. Mind you, all my friends are 21 or over, so we were doing NOTHING illegal. My friends roommate got invited to a keg party, and we showed up to a house full of these annoying kids trying too hard. They were over dressed to stand around in a hot house full of drunk ass people. I was over the crowdedness. My friend and I had to BATTLE to get around a crowd just to get to a bathroom... which we never found...
Eventually we gave up. It was hot, crowded, and I was too sober to deal with all these idiots... I needed an adult drink to deal with all the dumb kids drinking cheap beer. My bestie, Jaclyn, and I decided to blow that popsicle stand and do something else. We decided to take an adventure to the next town over, something we do on occasion, and get some food! We got to hang out, drive around, get lost, laugh, talk about life, and eventually get some bomb ass food.
(funny story, we got lost... So I typed in the place we wanted to go, and it took us to the county sign instead of the city center.... we made some fun out of it!) |
PPPS:
This is not my public service announcement about drinking.. Unless my little cousins are reading this.. then yes, DONT drink until you're 21. To everyone else, do as you please, its not wrong to have fun and do college things like frat parties. Be smart, and be safe. Most of all, know that there are tons of people finding your stupid drunk ass annoying as hell!!!!!
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