Let me guess, you work out??

I see you there with your "do you even lift?" shirt, and posting about it being leg/back/shoulder day. Complaining and saying "I wish I could just lie around and eat pizza but I'm busy getting fit!" Please, we all know you are working out, posting about it every day saying how you're "hitting the gym,""so sore from leg day." It gets highly annoying. Please get off Facebook and get a Twitter where people can easily ignore your posts. 

If you wanna post progress pictures or say how you're glad things are going better in your life, that's cool. If you post every day about it, everyone who doesn't share your interest is over it. Join a gym page on Facebook, or get a Twitter where you can share with people of similar interests. I don't post every time I eat something terrible for me or drink a soda, I don't post things saying "I could be showing in a bikini competition right now but instead I'm enjoying a pizza and beer!" No, I don't do that, because that would get hella fucking obnoxious. 

Please do everyone a favor and share your daily workouts elsewhere. Us fatties would truly appreciate it. 

Thanks bunches. 

PPPS:

I got this über bomb white chocolate covered Oreo while on vacation in North Carolina!!! And I drank a crap ton of beer and alcohol! Don't worry I worked it off hiking mountains and swimming in the lake!!!